Sunday, February 3, 2008
White stuff
You know, I like being inside. Where there are warm holes in the floor. Where there is soft cushions to lay on (even tho' we are no longer allowed to lay on the furniture - go figure). But, I am not allowed to do my business inside. I must go out in this freezing cold white stuff and do what I need to do. With the Punk Pup right beside me - I can almost not get my business done. Not only do I have to deal with the cold white stuff, I have to deal with it coming out of the sky, AND with that Punk Pup marking up my territory.
Monday, January 21, 2008
Changes, changes, changes
Well, it has been quite a while, but there have been many changes going on here!
No, the Punk Pup is still around. That was one change I was hoping for!!!! But, the Boy is gone. He has moved to Georgia. Mommy-god and Daddy-god are not happy, but they're dealing with it better now. Dizzy cat was devastated, but who cares what a cat thinks!
Even tho' I'm color blind, I've been noticing Daddy-god's sister has been changing the walls at the house. And things keep moving around. I'm confused! I HATE CONFUSED! And yesterday Daddy-god took away all the soft floor cushy. The Punk Pup and I actually had some fun playing in an empty room! Then today, some men came and put NEW soft floor cushy down - it stinks, but it's very soft and nice to lay down on!
But, then - Daddy-god went and brought in new furniture! I thought this was great - it looks very soft and very cushy - and he and Mommy-god won't let us get on it! I'm CONFUSED! Why can't I get on the soft and cushy furniture? I was allowed to get on the old furniture. Just because I had to scratch it up to make it more comfy shouldn't make any difference!
I don't like CONFUSED. So, I'm going to see what happens over the next few days. But, until then, I do have some photos that Mommy-god took! See, I even look CONFUSED.
This next one is me looking thru some hole that I can't fit thru. Only The Girls of the Catdom can fit thru this hole. It is another new thing that Daddy-god and Mommy-god has done. Now we can't get into the basement and eat The Girls' food. Very upsetting.
See, here is PROOF we could get on the furniture! Of course, Mommy-god was trying to get ME with the Flashy Box - but Noooooo... that Punk Pup had to get in front of my face!
No, the Punk Pup is still around. That was one change I was hoping for!!!! But, the Boy is gone. He has moved to Georgia. Mommy-god and Daddy-god are not happy, but they're dealing with it better now. Dizzy cat was devastated, but who cares what a cat thinks!
Even tho' I'm color blind, I've been noticing Daddy-god's sister has been changing the walls at the house. And things keep moving around. I'm confused! I HATE CONFUSED! And yesterday Daddy-god took away all the soft floor cushy. The Punk Pup and I actually had some fun playing in an empty room! Then today, some men came and put NEW soft floor cushy down - it stinks, but it's very soft and nice to lay down on!
But, then - Daddy-god went and brought in new furniture! I thought this was great - it looks very soft and very cushy - and he and Mommy-god won't let us get on it! I'm CONFUSED! Why can't I get on the soft and cushy furniture? I was allowed to get on the old furniture. Just because I had to scratch it up to make it more comfy shouldn't make any difference!
I don't like CONFUSED. So, I'm going to see what happens over the next few days. But, until then, I do have some photos that Mommy-god took! See, I even look CONFUSED.
This next one is me looking thru some hole that I can't fit thru. Only The Girls of the Catdom can fit thru this hole. It is another new thing that Daddy-god and Mommy-god has done. Now we can't get into the basement and eat The Girls' food. Very upsetting.
See, here is PROOF we could get on the furniture! Of course, Mommy-god was trying to get ME with the Flashy Box - but Noooooo... that Punk Pup had to get in front of my face!
Saturday, November 17, 2007
FINALLY
Well, I don't know why, but Mommy-god hasn't let me touch the computer for over a month! She comes home from where she goes everyday, then sits right down and opens the computer, and I think I'm going to get a chance to tell everyone about that Punk Pup - and she starts doing her own thing! How selfish can she be? I just want a few minutes!
But, she's letting us each have a few minutes today! She said she has decided to close down whatever she does with the flashy box, and she seems really happy with that decision. We are too - cause she said without that second job she can spend more time with us!!! And then we can PLAY! I love PLAY!
And she says she wants to get back in shape (whatever that means - she's already a shape!), and she wants to start taking us for WALKS. I love WALKS!!!!
She says she only has a few more orders to fill of pictures, and then she's done and can take pictures of us again!!!!
Of course, that Punk Pup keeps getting in the way when she brings out that flashy box!
But, she's letting us each have a few minutes today! She said she has decided to close down whatever she does with the flashy box, and she seems really happy with that decision. We are too - cause she said without that second job she can spend more time with us!!! And then we can PLAY! I love PLAY!
And she says she wants to get back in shape (whatever that means - she's already a shape!), and she wants to start taking us for WALKS. I love WALKS!!!!
She says she only has a few more orders to fill of pictures, and then she's done and can take pictures of us again!!!!
Of course, that Punk Pup keeps getting in the way when she brings out that flashy box!
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Sick Mommy-god
Well, it's been an interesting time around here the past month. Mommy-god got sick and spent quite a few days and evenings with me and that Punk Pup just lying in the big sleeping room. That Punk Pup just didn't get it - he kept trying to play with her, but I kept growling and letting him know that Mommy-god just wasn't ready to do anything.
But, she's better now. She had something called new-moan-yah (hey, I'm smart but not quite that smart!) and she now says she has a skin yeast infection, but she's out of bed, and we can play with her more!
She even felt better and brought me and the Punk Pup some BONES! I love BONES!!!! I start out by licking them and then eating off each end, and then chewing up the middle! And we each had TWO BONES! I love BONES!
But, she's better now. She had something called new-moan-yah (hey, I'm smart but not quite that smart!) and she now says she has a skin yeast infection, but she's out of bed, and we can play with her more!
She even felt better and brought me and the Punk Pup some BONES! I love BONES!!!! I start out by licking them and then eating off each end, and then chewing up the middle! And we each had TWO BONES! I love BONES!
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Wasting away to nothing!
I can't believe it!!! Daddy-god left last night without feeding me and that Punk Pup! I couldn't believe it! He ALWAYS feeds me after he is done eating! FOOD! I LOVE FOOD! And we didn't get ANY!
So, a couple hours later Mommy-god comes home. And we told her, we really did tell her, but she didn't listen - that we needed FOOD! I love FOOD!
This morning I thought I would waste away to nothing! Daddy-god came home from work and asked Mommy-god if she had fed us... and she said no - They finally got it! Daddy-god gave us some FOOD! I love FOOD! So, I made it through today... but it was close!
(Even tho' Mommy-god had the nerve to say I could use skipping a few meals!!!)
So, a couple hours later Mommy-god comes home. And we told her, we really did tell her, but she didn't listen - that we needed FOOD! I love FOOD!
This morning I thought I would waste away to nothing! Daddy-god came home from work and asked Mommy-god if she had fed us... and she said no - They finally got it! Daddy-god gave us some FOOD! I love FOOD! So, I made it through today... but it was close!
(Even tho' Mommy-god had the nerve to say I could use skipping a few meals!!!)
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
JAIL!
Oh man! Oh man! Oh man!!!!!
Daddy-god and Mommy-god took us for a RIDE (I love RIDE!!!). We got to sniff air and FLAP our ears in the wind! (I love FLAP!)
Then we got to the PLACE - It was different from the other PLACE - but I knew... yes, I knew... we were going to JAIL!
This strange lady came out and took us away from Daddy-god and Mommy-god! And I tried to stay with them, but they just waved and said "good-bye".
And that Punk Pup was all excited to go with the strange lady. He didn't know we were going to JAIL!
They put us side by side in JAIL and we had to stay two whole nights and three whole days! We were let out into a play area - but I wasn't going to fall for that. I just let the Punk Pup play with the strange lady. I wanted to go HOME!!
After 3,000 YEARS, Daddy-god came and got us! We got to go for a RIDE (I love RIDE!!) and then we were finally home! Mommy-god was still asleep, but I jumped up and gave her kisses - I was so happy to be HOME! Then I went to MY PLACE under the bed! It felt so good to be back! I overheard Mommy-god telling that Punk Pup she was sorry we had to go to the kennel (I know she meant JAIL), because someone in her family went to the Bridge and it was an emergency, and our other JAIL was full (what have all these poor dogs done to deserve JAIL?).
She gave us some TREATS (I love TREATS!), so that made me feel better. Hopefully no one else will go to the Bridge, so I don't have to go to JAIL again!
Daddy-god and Mommy-god took us for a RIDE (I love RIDE!!!). We got to sniff air and FLAP our ears in the wind! (I love FLAP!)
Then we got to the PLACE - It was different from the other PLACE - but I knew... yes, I knew... we were going to JAIL!
This strange lady came out and took us away from Daddy-god and Mommy-god! And I tried to stay with them, but they just waved and said "good-bye".
And that Punk Pup was all excited to go with the strange lady. He didn't know we were going to JAIL!
They put us side by side in JAIL and we had to stay two whole nights and three whole days! We were let out into a play area - but I wasn't going to fall for that. I just let the Punk Pup play with the strange lady. I wanted to go HOME!!
After 3,000 YEARS, Daddy-god came and got us! We got to go for a RIDE (I love RIDE!!) and then we were finally home! Mommy-god was still asleep, but I jumped up and gave her kisses - I was so happy to be HOME! Then I went to MY PLACE under the bed! It felt so good to be back! I overheard Mommy-god telling that Punk Pup she was sorry we had to go to the kennel (I know she meant JAIL), because someone in her family went to the Bridge and it was an emergency, and our other JAIL was full (what have all these poor dogs done to deserve JAIL?).
She gave us some TREATS (I love TREATS!), so that made me feel better. Hopefully no one else will go to the Bridge, so I don't have to go to JAIL again!
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Look at ME!
Mommy-god got out the flashy box and I was trying to go after the Punk Pup - and she took this picture! She says it's neat with the sun coming over me! I just know I wanted to get that Punk Pup! But, Mommy-god talked me into sharing this with you! Gee, I think I need to do what Mommy-god does - get rid of the gray!
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