JAIL!

Oh man! Oh man! Oh man!!!!!
Daddy-god and Mommy-god took us for a RIDE (I love RIDE!!!). We got to sniff air and FLAP our ears in the wind! (I love FLAP!)
Then we got to the PLACE - It was different from the other PLACE - but I knew... yes, I knew... we were going to JAIL!
This strange lady came out and took us away from Daddy-god and Mommy-god! And I tried to stay with them, but they just waved and said "good-bye".
And that Punk Pup was all excited to go with the strange lady. He didn't know we were going to JAIL!
They put us side by side in JAIL and we had to stay two whole nights and three whole days! We were let out into a play area - but I wasn't going to fall for that. I just let the Punk Pup play with the strange lady. I wanted to go HOME!!
After 3,000 YEARS, Daddy-god came and got us! We got to go for a RIDE (I love RIDE!!) and then we were finally home! Mommy-god was still asleep, but I jumped up and gave her kisses - I was so happy to be HOME! Then I went to MY PLACE under the bed! It felt so good to be back! I overheard Mommy-god telling that Punk Pup she was sorry we had to go to the kennel (I know she meant JAIL), because someone in her family went to the Bridge and it was an emergency, and our other JAIL was full (what have all these poor dogs done to deserve JAIL?).
She gave us some TREATS (I love TREATS!), so that made me feel better. Hopefully no one else will go to the Bridge, so I don't have to go to JAIL again!