Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Wasting away to nothing!

I can't believe it!!! Daddy-god left last night without feeding me and that Punk Pup! I couldn't believe it! He ALWAYS feeds me after he is done eating! FOOD! I LOVE FOOD! And we didn't get ANY!
So, a couple hours later Mommy-god comes home. And we told her, we really did tell her, but she didn't listen - that we needed FOOD! I love FOOD!
This morning I thought I would waste away to nothing! Daddy-god came home from work and asked Mommy-god if she had fed us... and she said no - They finally got it! Daddy-god gave us some FOOD! I love FOOD! So, I made it through today... but it was close!
(Even tho' Mommy-god had the nerve to say I could use skipping a few meals!!!)

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

JAIL!

Oh man! Oh man! Oh man!!!!!
Daddy-god and Mommy-god took us for a RIDE (I love RIDE!!!). We got to sniff air and FLAP our ears in the wind! (I love FLAP!)
Then we got to the PLACE - It was different from the other PLACE - but I knew... yes, I knew... we were going to JAIL!
This strange lady came out and took us away from Daddy-god and Mommy-god! And I tried to stay with them, but they just waved and said "good-bye".
And that Punk Pup was all excited to go with the strange lady. He didn't know we were going to JAIL!
They put us side by side in JAIL and we had to stay two whole nights and three whole days! We were let out into a play area - but I wasn't going to fall for that. I just let the Punk Pup play with the strange lady. I wanted to go HOME!!
After 3,000 YEARS, Daddy-god came and got us! We got to go for a RIDE (I love RIDE!!) and then we were finally home! Mommy-god was still asleep, but I jumped up and gave her kisses - I was so happy to be HOME! Then I went to MY PLACE under the bed! It felt so good to be back! I overheard Mommy-god telling that Punk Pup she was sorry we had to go to the kennel (I know she meant JAIL), because someone in her family went to the Bridge and it was an emergency, and our other JAIL was full (what have all these poor dogs done to deserve JAIL?).
She gave us some TREATS (I love TREATS!), so that made me feel better. Hopefully no one else will go to the Bridge, so I don't have to go to JAIL again!