Momma-god bought the Punk Pup a huge pillow, since he's getting to be so big. Well, that stupid Punk Pup never laid on it - so I tried it - and I love it!
Now, when I get on there, guess who wants to join me?
Yeah, that stupid Punk Pup!
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Where'd they go???
Mommy-god and Daddy-god left yesterday with the Punk Pup - and didn't take ME! I cried for hours, and then they come back and they smell like OTHER dogs! And they didn't take ME! I love RIDES! But, I didn't get to go for a ride!
The Punk Pup told me they went for a really long ride and ended up at a park where there were over 100 other golden dogs just like him - and he got to eat CAKE! CAKE that was specially made for doggies! And no one brought me home any! It had something to do with some Golden Rescue that Mommy-god is getting involved in... but I don't care - they could have taken ME for a RIDE and let me eat CAKE!
At least I got a good BELLY RUB last night.
Dumb Punk Pup - thinks he's all that.
The Punk Pup told me they went for a really long ride and ended up at a park where there were over 100 other golden dogs just like him - and he got to eat CAKE! CAKE that was specially made for doggies! And no one brought me home any! It had something to do with some Golden Rescue that Mommy-god is getting involved in... but I don't care - they could have taken ME for a RIDE and let me eat CAKE!
At least I got a good BELLY RUB last night.
Dumb Punk Pup - thinks he's all that.
Friday, August 8, 2008
Another Olympic time
I told the Punk Pup it was coming. I'm the only one in this house with four legs that has been around for the Olympics.
Momma-god LOVES the Olympics. She will tell everyone that she is busy, come home and plop down in her chair, turn on the TV and find anything she can that is showing the Olympics. She won't do BELLY RUBS, she won't PLAY, she won't do ANYTHING. We have to just wait for the two weeks to go away, and then she becomes human again!
At least Daddy-god doesn't get so into this Olympic thing, so he will give BELLY RUBS sometimes (I love BELLY RUBS)!!!
Momma-god LOVES the Olympics. She will tell everyone that she is busy, come home and plop down in her chair, turn on the TV and find anything she can that is showing the Olympics. She won't do BELLY RUBS, she won't PLAY, she won't do ANYTHING. We have to just wait for the two weeks to go away, and then she becomes human again!
At least Daddy-god doesn't get so into this Olympic thing, so he will give BELLY RUBS sometimes (I love BELLY RUBS)!!!
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
So what?
So what if I like to go OUTSIDE (I love OUTSIDE) and watch over my backyard and lay down and relax? So what if I didn't go PEE (I love to PEE!) right when Daddy-god let me out? So why am I getting in trouble when I do go down the steps and PEE (I love to PEE) when Daddy-god tells me to come in? I have to PEE! And if I don't PEE, and wait to go in the house, I get in more trouble. So, Daddy-god should be happy that I go down and PEE (I love to PEE) before I come inside!
I don't understand Daddy-god sometimes! But, I love him!!!!! Oh well!!! Gotta run and go PEE (I love to PEE!!!)
I don't understand Daddy-god sometimes! But, I love him!!!!! Oh well!!! Gotta run and go PEE (I love to PEE!!!)
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
What fun!
Well, I was happy for a little while. Daddy-god took the Punk Pup with him and didn't bring him home!!!! I thought I finally had Daddy-god and Mommy-god all to myself again!!!
Then... the next day Mommy-god brought that Punk Pup home. What a disappointment. And he SMELLED. Horribly - just like the Pokey Place. And he had this big white cone thing that he had to wear around his head. Which meant that I couldn't put him in his place by grabbing his nose!
I had to laugh - he lost his privates! I told him it would happen, but he didn't believe me! Ha! Now he's one of us! Ha!
Then... the next day Mommy-god brought that Punk Pup home. What a disappointment. And he SMELLED. Horribly - just like the Pokey Place. And he had this big white cone thing that he had to wear around his head. Which meant that I couldn't put him in his place by grabbing his nose!
I had to laugh - he lost his privates! I told him it would happen, but he didn't believe me! Ha! Now he's one of us! Ha!
Friday, April 11, 2008
Lucky Punk Pup
Grandma and Grandpa Craig have to come to visit for a while. Grandpa doesn't like me and the Punk Pup. And Grandma says I lick too much. I like LICK - I LOVE LICK - Mommygod and Daddygod taste so good, and I want to show them how much I love them!
At least Grandma plays with the Punk Pup, so I get some small breaks!
At least Grandma plays with the Punk Pup, so I get some small breaks!
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
The Punk Pup is a year old
Well, it wasn't any great thrill for me, but the Punk up turned a whole whopping year old this past Friday.
There was one good thing that happened - we got to eat CAKE and ICE CREAM all weekend. Not as much as I would have liked, but I LIKE CAKE and ICE CREAM!!!! And then we got PIG'S EARS - I LOVE PIG'S EARS!!!!
Mommy-god says we're going to do it again for ME!!! She says I don't have a real Birthday, but since the Punk Pup is just 3 days before hers, I get to pretend my birthday is a few days before Daddy-god's!!!! So I will get more CAKE and ICE CREAM! I LIKE CAKE and ICE CREAM!!!!! I wonder how long it is until the beginning of June? Daddy-god's birthday is June 6th, so I will get my own Birthday around then!
I wonder how old I am? Mommy-god says I'm about 8, and that I'm GROUCHY at the Punk Pup. Well, who wouldn't be GROUCHY around that hyper little happy go-lucky big thing? He won't leave me alone. He follows me everywhere and PEES where I pee! I love to PEE!!!!
Guess it's time to let them know I wanna PEE!!!!!!
There was one good thing that happened - we got to eat CAKE and ICE CREAM all weekend. Not as much as I would have liked, but I LIKE CAKE and ICE CREAM!!!! And then we got PIG'S EARS - I LOVE PIG'S EARS!!!!
Mommy-god says we're going to do it again for ME!!! She says I don't have a real Birthday, but since the Punk Pup is just 3 days before hers, I get to pretend my birthday is a few days before Daddy-god's!!!! So I will get more CAKE and ICE CREAM! I LIKE CAKE and ICE CREAM!!!!! I wonder how long it is until the beginning of June? Daddy-god's birthday is June 6th, so I will get my own Birthday around then!
I wonder how old I am? Mommy-god says I'm about 8, and that I'm GROUCHY at the Punk Pup. Well, who wouldn't be GROUCHY around that hyper little happy go-lucky big thing? He won't leave me alone. He follows me everywhere and PEES where I pee! I love to PEE!!!!
Guess it's time to let them know I wanna PEE!!!!!!
Sunday, February 3, 2008
White stuff
You know, I like being inside. Where there are warm holes in the floor. Where there is soft cushions to lay on (even tho' we are no longer allowed to lay on the furniture - go figure). But, I am not allowed to do my business inside. I must go out in this freezing cold white stuff and do what I need to do. With the Punk Pup right beside me - I can almost not get my business done. Not only do I have to deal with the cold white stuff, I have to deal with it coming out of the sky, AND with that Punk Pup marking up my territory.
Monday, January 21, 2008
Changes, changes, changes
Well, it has been quite a while, but there have been many changes going on here!
No, the Punk Pup is still around. That was one change I was hoping for!!!! But, the Boy is gone. He has moved to Georgia. Mommy-god and Daddy-god are not happy, but they're dealing with it better now. Dizzy cat was devastated, but who cares what a cat thinks!
Even tho' I'm color blind, I've been noticing Daddy-god's sister has been changing the walls at the house. And things keep moving around. I'm confused! I HATE CONFUSED! And yesterday Daddy-god took away all the soft floor cushy. The Punk Pup and I actually had some fun playing in an empty room! Then today, some men came and put NEW soft floor cushy down - it stinks, but it's very soft and nice to lay down on!
But, then - Daddy-god went and brought in new furniture! I thought this was great - it looks very soft and very cushy - and he and Mommy-god won't let us get on it! I'm CONFUSED! Why can't I get on the soft and cushy furniture? I was allowed to get on the old furniture. Just because I had to scratch it up to make it more comfy shouldn't make any difference!
I don't like CONFUSED. So, I'm going to see what happens over the next few days. But, until then, I do have some photos that Mommy-god took! See, I even look CONFUSED.
This next one is me looking thru some hole that I can't fit thru. Only The Girls of the Catdom can fit thru this hole. It is another new thing that Daddy-god and Mommy-god has done. Now we can't get into the basement and eat The Girls' food. Very upsetting.
See, here is PROOF we could get on the furniture! Of course, Mommy-god was trying to get ME with the Flashy Box - but Noooooo... that Punk Pup had to get in front of my face!
No, the Punk Pup is still around. That was one change I was hoping for!!!! But, the Boy is gone. He has moved to Georgia. Mommy-god and Daddy-god are not happy, but they're dealing with it better now. Dizzy cat was devastated, but who cares what a cat thinks!
Even tho' I'm color blind, I've been noticing Daddy-god's sister has been changing the walls at the house. And things keep moving around. I'm confused! I HATE CONFUSED! And yesterday Daddy-god took away all the soft floor cushy. The Punk Pup and I actually had some fun playing in an empty room! Then today, some men came and put NEW soft floor cushy down - it stinks, but it's very soft and nice to lay down on!
But, then - Daddy-god went and brought in new furniture! I thought this was great - it looks very soft and very cushy - and he and Mommy-god won't let us get on it! I'm CONFUSED! Why can't I get on the soft and cushy furniture? I was allowed to get on the old furniture. Just because I had to scratch it up to make it more comfy shouldn't make any difference!
I don't like CONFUSED. So, I'm going to see what happens over the next few days. But, until then, I do have some photos that Mommy-god took! See, I even look CONFUSED.
This next one is me looking thru some hole that I can't fit thru. Only The Girls of the Catdom can fit thru this hole. It is another new thing that Daddy-god and Mommy-god has done. Now we can't get into the basement and eat The Girls' food. Very upsetting.
See, here is PROOF we could get on the furniture! Of course, Mommy-god was trying to get ME with the Flashy Box - but Noooooo... that Punk Pup had to get in front of my face!
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