So what?

So what if I like to go OUTSIDE (I love OUTSIDE) and watch over my backyard and lay down and relax? So what if I didn't go PEE (I love to PEE!) right when Daddy-god let me out? So why am I getting in trouble when I do go down the steps and PEE (I love to PEE) when Daddy-god tells me to come in? I have to PEE! And if I don't PEE, and wait to go in the house, I get in more trouble. So, Daddy-god should be happy that I go down and PEE (I love to PEE) before I come inside!
I don't understand Daddy-god sometimes! But, I love him!!!!! Oh well!!! Gotta run and go PEE (I love to PEE!!!)

What fun!

Well, I was happy for a little while. Daddy-god took the Punk Pup with him and didn't bring him home!!!! I thought I finally had Daddy-god and Mommy-god all to myself again!!!

Then... the next day Mommy-god brought that Punk Pup home. What a disappointment. And he SMELLED. Horribly - just like the Pokey Place. And he had this big white cone thing that he had to wear around his head. Which meant that I couldn't put him in his place by grabbing his nose!

I had to laugh - he lost his privates! I told him it would happen, but he didn't believe me! Ha! Now he's one of us! Ha!