A BROTHER?????

Oh man! I thought they were kidding! I really did! Daddy-god and Mommy-god actually went away forever on Saturday and came HOME with that little Golden pup. On MY TURF. Not only did he smell like that horrible place called the "vet's office" - but he wanted me to PLAY!!!

That little pup actually wanted to PLAY on MY turf. And he actually reached up and licked my face! What kahoonas that little thing must have.

I tried to tell him off. I growled. I barked. I raised those hackles. And nothing works. He's so dumb, he still follows me around. Like I'm some god or something. I sniff the ground, he sniffs right after me. I walk to the right, he walks to the right. I curl up on the window frame, he curls up right under me. I can't get rid of this thing.

What were Daddy-god and Mommy-god thinking? I have even glared at them a few times (although I can't keep it up when I get a belly rub!). I'm too old for this. I don't want to PLAY with this little Golden pup. I want to eat, sleep, pee (oh, I love to pee!!!!) and RIDE (oh man, RIDE is my favorite word)!!!! That was my life before this thing came in.

The only good thing to come out of this is that Mommy-god has taken us for a WALK (oh, I love WALK - WALK is fun! Sniffing all over!!!! Except the cow things - they are scary) every day. Not a long WALK, which is fine with me - but just enough to smell all new smells!

But Mommy-god also brings that little Golden pup with us. I told her I would rather it just be the two of us - but nooooooo, she brings that THING along. And what does he do? Sniffs where I sniff, walks where I walk and follows me everywhere!

I didn't ask for this! I don't want a brother! I want peace and quiet! And I get in trouble when I tell him I don't want him around! What's up with that?

I think Daddy-god and Mommy-god don't love me anymore... I think I need to pee!!! Let me OUTSIDE!!!

RIDE and brother?

Right after Mommy-god finally came home, she said one of the magic words - RIDE!!!! Oh man! Oh man! Oh man!!!! I LOVE RIDE! Mommy-god usually opens the window and lets me smell all the wonderful smells as we go fast, fast, fast!!!
This time Daddy-god went along and so I had the whole back seat. They didn't open the window at all. It was kinda disappointing, but at least I was with Daddy-god and Mommy-god!
After a quick gas fill (and a quick pee - I love to pee!!!!), we went a ways, and I was just ready to settle down for a nap - and we STOPPED!
At a house!
And Daddy-god and Mommy-god left me in the car all alone! I tried to tell them I didn't want to be alone, but they didn't listen. I cried, I whined, and I even BARKED! but they still left me and went into the house.
After years and years, they came and got me, and showed me this little punk puppy they called "Chevy" and told me he was going to be my baby brother! Yah, right! I wanted to take home the one they said was Chevy's mom - she smelled much more interesting!!!
After pooping in the yard (I love to poop!!!) and then sniffing more at that punk puppy, they put me back in the car! Alone again!
After many more years, they finally came out - still smelling like that punk puppy, but at least we went home without him. Altho Mommy-god was looking at her camera and talking about Saturday, when they plan on bringing that punk puppy into MY territory!!! We shall see!!! I shall BARK! And I might even GROWL! But, I can't get Daddy-god or Mommy-god upset, then they yell and I feel terrible.
Well, we shall see what we shall see... I might have to "smarten up" to show Mommy-god that I can outwit some punk puppy!

Excitement

Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!!!
Mommy-god has finally decided that she needs to "get in shape" - not sure what that means, but because she kept saying it - Daddy-god got the LEASH and say that magical word "WALK"! We went out the Front Door - and I was so excited! I forgot I was hooked to Daddy-god, but at least they were nice enough to get me a LONG LEASH!
We went down to our neighbor's house - I tried to tell them I'd been there before when I've gotten out under the fence - but they still kept walking that way. That was ok, as there are always new SMELLS to figure out!
But, then, as we were walking, these HUGE creatures - they were Black and White and some were Brown - came up to the fence and I got SCARED! They said something like "moo" and Mommy-god went over to the fence, and I barked to tell her not to do it - but she still stuck her hand out and TOUCHED ONE OF THE MONSTERS!
I was petrified of them! But, finally, Daddy-god patted me on the head and told me it was ok, so I believed him and we finished our short walk.
I hope that helped Mommy-god "get in shape".

My first day blogging

Wow! This is so cool! I can tell you about my stuff, and all it takes is some time with my paws at the computer! I know Mommy-god spends a lot of time typing at this thing - and Daddy-god spends a lot of time with that thing they call a "mouse" - I don't get that, a mouse is what those IckyCats catch and eat - not that little black thing. But, I'll just use the letter punchy thing and have some fun.

My full name is Chocobo Bubba Dog Isham. I was rescued 5 minutes before I was going into that back room where no one ever comes out by the 3 humans - Daddy-god, Mommy-god and the Boy. The gods let the Boy name me - so I guess I'm named after some video character. Mommy-god started calling me Bubba Dog, cause I let them think I'm not too smart - and I'm from some place called Georgia. But she says it with love, so I wag my tail at her a lot!

Well, I need to go outside and pee. I will probably write more!