PLAY!

Ok, I got caught! Daddy-god left us after EATING (Oh, I LOVE to EAT!), and the Punk Pup and I were left alone.
He kept pestering me until I finally decided to see what playing with a puppy would be like. And as we were playing - Mommy-god came home! I was excited to see her, and went over to the door to worship her - and then the Punk Pup wanted to play some more!
I didn't want to admit it - but I was having FUN! Mommy-god got out her flashy thing and flashed us a LOT - but we were having soo much FUN we didn't care! She kept gushing at how wonderful the "scrapbook page" (whatever that is) will be!
After an hour (according to Mommy-god), I got tired, hey, I'm not a Punk Pup! And we all laid down and took a nap! I don't know if I like the Punk Pup or not, but sometimes a good PLAY is FUN!

V-E-T

First thing this morning, after I PEED (I love to PEE!), Daddy-god took me (and left the Punk Pup) for a RIDE! Oh boy! I love RIDE! And I had Daddy-god all to myself!
Until...
We came to the v-e-t. Then he took me on the LEASH and we went inside. I was ok, I knew the pookies had happened just a month ago, so I knew I wasn't supposed to get more pookies...
But, then Daddy-god handed another person the LEASH and HE LEFT ME THERE!!!!
The other person took me in the back room, where it smelled really scarey - and they POOKIED ME!!!! But it only hurt for a second, cause I got very, very sleepy, and so I fell asleep. When they woke me up, I had very clean teeth - and had one missing (they told Daddy-god it was broke). I was fuzzy for quite a while, but then Daddy-god came AND RESCUED ME!!!
He brought that Punk Pup, and I didn't even mind - Daddy-god had come for me!
And then he took me for another RIDE! I love RIDE! And we went home! It was nice to get home and curl up on the couch with Daddy-god. He told me I had to take it easy and that I wouldn't get as much food tonight as I normally do, but I didn't care - I was HOME!!!

Left Behind!

I can't believe it! They took that Punk Pup for a RIDE last night without ME! And they were gone for HOURS! What did that Punk Pup do to get to RIDE for all that time? I've been a good dog, Mommy-god has even said so - so why was I LEFT BEHIND??!!
Mommy-god said something about some Puppy Training Class - but I know they went for a long RIDE - and left me!
I was all ready when they walked out the door with the LEASH in their hands! I was so excited, I ran down the stairs to the door that leads to the RIDE - and Mommy-god drug me back into the house.
I cried, I whined, and she still left with that Punk Pup!
AND THEN GUESS WHAT!!!
Mommy-god and that Punk Pup came home and smelled like TREATS and FOOD and OTHER DOGS!!! Mommy-god tried to explain that they went to some Puppy Training Class at PetSmart - PETSMART!!! They went to PETSMART without ME!
I taught Mommy-god tho - I know she was tired when they got home - so I spent almost an hour OUTSIDE just sitting on the back deck, watching my backyard. She tried to get me to come in, but I ran down into the grass whenever she came near me!
Maybe next time they'll think twice before leaving me behind!

Playing

Ok, ok, they saw it! I guess I'm in a good mood - Mommy-god keeps saying she's taking that Punk Pup away tonight for something called Puppy Training... so I'll have the house to myself! (well, the Girls will be here...)
So, as the Boy started playing with the Punk Pup, it looked like fun - and yes, they saw it - I joined in with the playing!
I TRIED to make it look like I was getting mad - I even growled a little, but I forgot to stop my tail wagging - and that gave me away!
Oh well, I guess it was worth it - Mommy-god gave me a TREAT! I love Treats!Nummy! And she even called me a "Good Boy!" I like it when I hear that!
Well, I'm tired now, so I think I'll go take a nap in the Warm Spot at the window!

Jail time!

I can't believe it! Daddy-god and the Boy took me to JAIL this past Friday!!!! Let me tell you about this place. It's HORRIBLE. You get taken to this place, where a STRANGER comes out and doesn't coo over you - but takes you to a CELL. A fenced in area that at least includes access to the outdoors - but you go past all these other barking dogs and then get slammed into this CELL! And no one plays with you. And they don't give you enough treats to make it ok. And THEN - they take you on the second day and CUT YOUR TOES!!!!
I've been there before. This time I think it was because I wasn't getting along with that Punk Pup... but they actually put the Punk Pup in the cell beside me!
What have I done wrong? Why was I being punished? Why am I not home with Daddy-god and Mommy-god, enjoying the comfy house and my area under the bed?
But, after only 2 days, Daddy-god and Mommy-god rescued me!!!! YAY! I was sprung! I was so excited to see them, I didn't even care that the Pup was jumping on them also! We were both just so excited to be out of that place. I pulled Mommy-god all the way out to the car and then let her know how excited I was by sitting good and panting by the back door!
And then we went for a RIDE back HOME!!!! And they OPENED the WINDOW for me to smell all the smells!!! I was so happy I panted and panted and smiled for them! (and ha! they didn't roll down a window for the pup!)
And then, there we were! HOME!!! And the big beautiful back yard! And I PEED all over that big tree!!! It was wonderful. I was so happy - I even played for a minute with the Punk Pup!

They caught me!

Oh man! I can't believe it! I was actually sleeping, and that PUNK golden pup jumped up beside me and curled up right on my behind!
Daddy-god saw it happen and got the CAMERA! I woke up just enough for it to look like I was actually ok about that PUNK snoozing beside me!
If you can't see it - I let Daddy-god know how I felt - I stuck my tongue out at him!

That THING

I still can't believe that Daddy-god and Mommy-god brought that little PUNK into this house! He won't leave me alone. He follows me everywhere, and doesn't get it when I growl at him.

The only time I have any peace and quiet is when I get out from under the fence - because Daddy-god or Mommy-god yells at that PUNK pup and doesn't let him follow me. Well, they might be yelling at me, but I act dumb and just go ahead. They can't run as fast as I do!!!!

And tonight, that little pup actually stepped on my face! I was laying quietly at Daddy-god's feet, and that PUNK pup batted at me and walked over me, and stepped on my face! And who gets yelled at? ME! For nipping at him! Geesh!

I've been so upset that I haven't even let Mommy-god give me a belly rub - and I love belly rubs! That'll teach her!