FINALLY

Well, I don't know why, but Mommy-god hasn't let me touch the computer for over a month! She comes home from where she goes everyday, then sits right down and opens the computer, and I think I'm going to get a chance to tell everyone about that Punk Pup - and she starts doing her own thing! How selfish can she be? I just want a few minutes!
But, she's letting us each have a few minutes today! She said she has decided to close down whatever she does with the flashy box, and she seems really happy with that decision. We are too - cause she said without that second job she can spend more time with us!!! And then we can PLAY! I love PLAY!
And she says she wants to get back in shape (whatever that means - she's already a shape!), and she wants to start taking us for WALKS. I love WALKS!!!!
She says she only has a few more orders to fill of pictures, and then she's done and can take pictures of us again!!!!
Of course, that Punk Pup keeps getting in the way when she brings out that flashy box!

Sick Mommy-god

Well, it's been an interesting time around here the past month. Mommy-god got sick and spent quite a few days and evenings with me and that Punk Pup just lying in the big sleeping room. That Punk Pup just didn't get it - he kept trying to play with her, but I kept growling and letting him know that Mommy-god just wasn't ready to do anything.
But, she's better now. She had something called new-moan-yah (hey, I'm smart but not quite that smart!) and she now says she has a skin yeast infection, but she's out of bed, and we can play with her more!
She even felt better and brought me and the Punk Pup some BONES! I love BONES!!!! I start out by licking them and then eating off each end, and then chewing up the middle! And we each had TWO BONES! I love BONES!

Wasting away to nothing!

I can't believe it!!! Daddy-god left last night without feeding me and that Punk Pup! I couldn't believe it! He ALWAYS feeds me after he is done eating! FOOD! I LOVE FOOD! And we didn't get ANY!
So, a couple hours later Mommy-god comes home. And we told her, we really did tell her, but she didn't listen - that we needed FOOD! I love FOOD!
This morning I thought I would waste away to nothing! Daddy-god came home from work and asked Mommy-god if she had fed us... and she said no - They finally got it! Daddy-god gave us some FOOD! I love FOOD! So, I made it through today... but it was close!
(Even tho' Mommy-god had the nerve to say I could use skipping a few meals!!!)

JAIL!

Oh man! Oh man! Oh man!!!!!
Daddy-god and Mommy-god took us for a RIDE (I love RIDE!!!). We got to sniff air and FLAP our ears in the wind! (I love FLAP!)
Then we got to the PLACE - It was different from the other PLACE - but I knew... yes, I knew... we were going to JAIL!
This strange lady came out and took us away from Daddy-god and Mommy-god! And I tried to stay with them, but they just waved and said "good-bye".
And that Punk Pup was all excited to go with the strange lady. He didn't know we were going to JAIL!
They put us side by side in JAIL and we had to stay two whole nights and three whole days! We were let out into a play area - but I wasn't going to fall for that. I just let the Punk Pup play with the strange lady. I wanted to go HOME!!
After 3,000 YEARS, Daddy-god came and got us! We got to go for a RIDE (I love RIDE!!) and then we were finally home! Mommy-god was still asleep, but I jumped up and gave her kisses - I was so happy to be HOME! Then I went to MY PLACE under the bed! It felt so good to be back! I overheard Mommy-god telling that Punk Pup she was sorry we had to go to the kennel (I know she meant JAIL), because someone in her family went to the Bridge and it was an emergency, and our other JAIL was full (what have all these poor dogs done to deserve JAIL?).
She gave us some TREATS (I love TREATS!), so that made me feel better. Hopefully no one else will go to the Bridge, so I don't have to go to JAIL again!

Look at ME!

Mommy-god got out the flashy box and I was trying to go after the Punk Pup - and she took this picture! She says it's neat with the sun coming over me! I just know I wanted to get that Punk Pup! But, Mommy-god talked me into sharing this with you! Gee, I think I need to do what Mommy-god does - get rid of the gray!

I Love Food!

Ok, I just have to say, Mommy-god is AWESOME!!! She was eating a thing they call a "HotDog" today (tho I didn't see any resemblance to a dog... it was just a nice chunk of MEAT! I love MEAT!), and she slipped me a bite of the MEAT! Right in front of the Punk Pup! And she didn't give him any! She said that she wasn't going to start that Punk Pup on god-food... but, she will keep spoiling me!
I felt so special!
And Daddy-god gave me a long belly rub tonight! Life is good!!! I love BELLY RUB!!!!

Top Dog

Well, Daddy-god just had to point out that the Punk Pup was TALLER than me! I can't believe it! That thing is only 4 months old, and he's already taller than me!
At least I've still got 9 pounds more than him!
But, I won't let him become Top Dog - I showed him! I bite his nose every chance I get!

Mommy-god Loves Me!

Mommy-god says this digital scrapbook page is about ME! She took the flashy box and got this picture of me and liked it enough to make a page about ME!
Daddy-god was gone last night and I was afraid he wouldn't come home, but he did today! But, I'm worried, he took the Boy with him, and the Boy didn't come back with him. I wonder if they put him to sleep... I don't want that! The Boy didn't like me much, but I don't want him to be put to sleep! That's scary! I almost got it before Mommy-god and Daddy-god saved me at the bad place.
I was listening tonight, and Daddy-god was talking all about the Boy being in an apartment - I guess he won't be coming home... Mommy-god said she was proud of the Boy, because he was going to college. I don't know what college is, but it made Mommy-god and Daddy-god smile big, so I wagged my tail and then played with the Punk Pup a little to make them smile more!
Daddy-god is going to the big sleeping room, so I'm going to follow him and get under the bed and SLEEP! I love SLEEP! I SLEEP a lot! Mommy-god says I snore, but I know I'm not near as loud as she was before she wore the breathing mask to help her breathe at night!

Sick

Oh man, I haven't written in a while because that Punk Pup gave me a VIRUS! I hate VIRUS! It made me throw up - I tried to not do it, but I couldn't stop - and I threw up. At least I was nice enough to do it in the bathroom on the slick floor.
Mommy-god and Daddy-god were both worried about that Punk Pup, since he had really bad diarrhea. They decided to take him to the v-e-t, and when Daddy-god found that I had thrown up, he took me too! I got to go for a RIDE! I love RIDE!!!! But I don't love v-e-t.
And the v-e-t said that they weren't worried about the Punk Pup! Ha! Ha! He just had diarrhea - they were worried about ME! I felt special - until they brought in a pokey thing and pokied me on my back with something they called "EYE-VEE" treatment. I didn't like the treatment. But, I did feel a little better - I actually relented and played with that Punk Pup for a little while that evening.
And they gave us pills - and Daddy-god and Mommy-god both give us pills in CHEEZ! I love CHEEZ!!! I wish they would give me more CHEEZ!!!
I haven't thrown up any more, so I hope the VIRUS is gone. I hope the VIRUS just stays with that Punk Pup now! Too bad the v-e-t said we can't give the VIRUS to The Girls!

PLAY!

Ok, I got caught! Daddy-god left us after EATING (Oh, I LOVE to EAT!), and the Punk Pup and I were left alone.
He kept pestering me until I finally decided to see what playing with a puppy would be like. And as we were playing - Mommy-god came home! I was excited to see her, and went over to the door to worship her - and then the Punk Pup wanted to play some more!
I didn't want to admit it - but I was having FUN! Mommy-god got out her flashy thing and flashed us a LOT - but we were having soo much FUN we didn't care! She kept gushing at how wonderful the "scrapbook page" (whatever that is) will be!
After an hour (according to Mommy-god), I got tired, hey, I'm not a Punk Pup! And we all laid down and took a nap! I don't know if I like the Punk Pup or not, but sometimes a good PLAY is FUN!

V-E-T

First thing this morning, after I PEED (I love to PEE!), Daddy-god took me (and left the Punk Pup) for a RIDE! Oh boy! I love RIDE! And I had Daddy-god all to myself!
Until...
We came to the v-e-t. Then he took me on the LEASH and we went inside. I was ok, I knew the pookies had happened just a month ago, so I knew I wasn't supposed to get more pookies...
But, then Daddy-god handed another person the LEASH and HE LEFT ME THERE!!!!
The other person took me in the back room, where it smelled really scarey - and they POOKIED ME!!!! But it only hurt for a second, cause I got very, very sleepy, and so I fell asleep. When they woke me up, I had very clean teeth - and had one missing (they told Daddy-god it was broke). I was fuzzy for quite a while, but then Daddy-god came AND RESCUED ME!!!
He brought that Punk Pup, and I didn't even mind - Daddy-god had come for me!
And then he took me for another RIDE! I love RIDE! And we went home! It was nice to get home and curl up on the couch with Daddy-god. He told me I had to take it easy and that I wouldn't get as much food tonight as I normally do, but I didn't care - I was HOME!!!

Left Behind!

I can't believe it! They took that Punk Pup for a RIDE last night without ME! And they were gone for HOURS! What did that Punk Pup do to get to RIDE for all that time? I've been a good dog, Mommy-god has even said so - so why was I LEFT BEHIND??!!
Mommy-god said something about some Puppy Training Class - but I know they went for a long RIDE - and left me!
I was all ready when they walked out the door with the LEASH in their hands! I was so excited, I ran down the stairs to the door that leads to the RIDE - and Mommy-god drug me back into the house.
I cried, I whined, and she still left with that Punk Pup!
AND THEN GUESS WHAT!!!
Mommy-god and that Punk Pup came home and smelled like TREATS and FOOD and OTHER DOGS!!! Mommy-god tried to explain that they went to some Puppy Training Class at PetSmart - PETSMART!!! They went to PETSMART without ME!
I taught Mommy-god tho - I know she was tired when they got home - so I spent almost an hour OUTSIDE just sitting on the back deck, watching my backyard. She tried to get me to come in, but I ran down into the grass whenever she came near me!
Maybe next time they'll think twice before leaving me behind!

Playing

Ok, ok, they saw it! I guess I'm in a good mood - Mommy-god keeps saying she's taking that Punk Pup away tonight for something called Puppy Training... so I'll have the house to myself! (well, the Girls will be here...)
So, as the Boy started playing with the Punk Pup, it looked like fun - and yes, they saw it - I joined in with the playing!
I TRIED to make it look like I was getting mad - I even growled a little, but I forgot to stop my tail wagging - and that gave me away!
Oh well, I guess it was worth it - Mommy-god gave me a TREAT! I love Treats!Nummy! And she even called me a "Good Boy!" I like it when I hear that!
Well, I'm tired now, so I think I'll go take a nap in the Warm Spot at the window!

Jail time!

I can't believe it! Daddy-god and the Boy took me to JAIL this past Friday!!!! Let me tell you about this place. It's HORRIBLE. You get taken to this place, where a STRANGER comes out and doesn't coo over you - but takes you to a CELL. A fenced in area that at least includes access to the outdoors - but you go past all these other barking dogs and then get slammed into this CELL! And no one plays with you. And they don't give you enough treats to make it ok. And THEN - they take you on the second day and CUT YOUR TOES!!!!
I've been there before. This time I think it was because I wasn't getting along with that Punk Pup... but they actually put the Punk Pup in the cell beside me!
What have I done wrong? Why was I being punished? Why am I not home with Daddy-god and Mommy-god, enjoying the comfy house and my area under the bed?
But, after only 2 days, Daddy-god and Mommy-god rescued me!!!! YAY! I was sprung! I was so excited to see them, I didn't even care that the Pup was jumping on them also! We were both just so excited to be out of that place. I pulled Mommy-god all the way out to the car and then let her know how excited I was by sitting good and panting by the back door!
And then we went for a RIDE back HOME!!!! And they OPENED the WINDOW for me to smell all the smells!!! I was so happy I panted and panted and smiled for them! (and ha! they didn't roll down a window for the pup!)
And then, there we were! HOME!!! And the big beautiful back yard! And I PEED all over that big tree!!! It was wonderful. I was so happy - I even played for a minute with the Punk Pup!

They caught me!

Oh man! I can't believe it! I was actually sleeping, and that PUNK golden pup jumped up beside me and curled up right on my behind!
Daddy-god saw it happen and got the CAMERA! I woke up just enough for it to look like I was actually ok about that PUNK snoozing beside me!
If you can't see it - I let Daddy-god know how I felt - I stuck my tongue out at him!

That THING

I still can't believe that Daddy-god and Mommy-god brought that little PUNK into this house! He won't leave me alone. He follows me everywhere, and doesn't get it when I growl at him.

The only time I have any peace and quiet is when I get out from under the fence - because Daddy-god or Mommy-god yells at that PUNK pup and doesn't let him follow me. Well, they might be yelling at me, but I act dumb and just go ahead. They can't run as fast as I do!!!!

And tonight, that little pup actually stepped on my face! I was laying quietly at Daddy-god's feet, and that PUNK pup batted at me and walked over me, and stepped on my face! And who gets yelled at? ME! For nipping at him! Geesh!

I've been so upset that I haven't even let Mommy-god give me a belly rub - and I love belly rubs! That'll teach her!

A BROTHER?????

Oh man! I thought they were kidding! I really did! Daddy-god and Mommy-god actually went away forever on Saturday and came HOME with that little Golden pup. On MY TURF. Not only did he smell like that horrible place called the "vet's office" - but he wanted me to PLAY!!!

That little pup actually wanted to PLAY on MY turf. And he actually reached up and licked my face! What kahoonas that little thing must have.

I tried to tell him off. I growled. I barked. I raised those hackles. And nothing works. He's so dumb, he still follows me around. Like I'm some god or something. I sniff the ground, he sniffs right after me. I walk to the right, he walks to the right. I curl up on the window frame, he curls up right under me. I can't get rid of this thing.

What were Daddy-god and Mommy-god thinking? I have even glared at them a few times (although I can't keep it up when I get a belly rub!). I'm too old for this. I don't want to PLAY with this little Golden pup. I want to eat, sleep, pee (oh, I love to pee!!!!) and RIDE (oh man, RIDE is my favorite word)!!!! That was my life before this thing came in.

The only good thing to come out of this is that Mommy-god has taken us for a WALK (oh, I love WALK - WALK is fun! Sniffing all over!!!! Except the cow things - they are scary) every day. Not a long WALK, which is fine with me - but just enough to smell all new smells!

But Mommy-god also brings that little Golden pup with us. I told her I would rather it just be the two of us - but nooooooo, she brings that THING along. And what does he do? Sniffs where I sniff, walks where I walk and follows me everywhere!

I didn't ask for this! I don't want a brother! I want peace and quiet! And I get in trouble when I tell him I don't want him around! What's up with that?

I think Daddy-god and Mommy-god don't love me anymore... I think I need to pee!!! Let me OUTSIDE!!!

RIDE and brother?

Right after Mommy-god finally came home, she said one of the magic words - RIDE!!!! Oh man! Oh man! Oh man!!!! I LOVE RIDE! Mommy-god usually opens the window and lets me smell all the wonderful smells as we go fast, fast, fast!!!
This time Daddy-god went along and so I had the whole back seat. They didn't open the window at all. It was kinda disappointing, but at least I was with Daddy-god and Mommy-god!
After a quick gas fill (and a quick pee - I love to pee!!!!), we went a ways, and I was just ready to settle down for a nap - and we STOPPED!
At a house!
And Daddy-god and Mommy-god left me in the car all alone! I tried to tell them I didn't want to be alone, but they didn't listen. I cried, I whined, and I even BARKED! but they still left me and went into the house.
After years and years, they came and got me, and showed me this little punk puppy they called "Chevy" and told me he was going to be my baby brother! Yah, right! I wanted to take home the one they said was Chevy's mom - she smelled much more interesting!!!
After pooping in the yard (I love to poop!!!) and then sniffing more at that punk puppy, they put me back in the car! Alone again!
After many more years, they finally came out - still smelling like that punk puppy, but at least we went home without him. Altho Mommy-god was looking at her camera and talking about Saturday, when they plan on bringing that punk puppy into MY territory!!! We shall see!!! I shall BARK! And I might even GROWL! But, I can't get Daddy-god or Mommy-god upset, then they yell and I feel terrible.
Well, we shall see what we shall see... I might have to "smarten up" to show Mommy-god that I can outwit some punk puppy!

Excitement

Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!!!
Mommy-god has finally decided that she needs to "get in shape" - not sure what that means, but because she kept saying it - Daddy-god got the LEASH and say that magical word "WALK"! We went out the Front Door - and I was so excited! I forgot I was hooked to Daddy-god, but at least they were nice enough to get me a LONG LEASH!
We went down to our neighbor's house - I tried to tell them I'd been there before when I've gotten out under the fence - but they still kept walking that way. That was ok, as there are always new SMELLS to figure out!
But, then, as we were walking, these HUGE creatures - they were Black and White and some were Brown - came up to the fence and I got SCARED! They said something like "moo" and Mommy-god went over to the fence, and I barked to tell her not to do it - but she still stuck her hand out and TOUCHED ONE OF THE MONSTERS!
I was petrified of them! But, finally, Daddy-god patted me on the head and told me it was ok, so I believed him and we finished our short walk.
I hope that helped Mommy-god "get in shape".

My first day blogging

Wow! This is so cool! I can tell you about my stuff, and all it takes is some time with my paws at the computer! I know Mommy-god spends a lot of time typing at this thing - and Daddy-god spends a lot of time with that thing they call a "mouse" - I don't get that, a mouse is what those IckyCats catch and eat - not that little black thing. But, I'll just use the letter punchy thing and have some fun.

My full name is Chocobo Bubba Dog Isham. I was rescued 5 minutes before I was going into that back room where no one ever comes out by the 3 humans - Daddy-god, Mommy-god and the Boy. The gods let the Boy name me - so I guess I'm named after some video character. Mommy-god started calling me Bubba Dog, cause I let them think I'm not too smart - and I'm from some place called Georgia. But she says it with love, so I wag my tail at her a lot!

Well, I need to go outside and pee. I will probably write more!